Legacy of the Mimic-Monkey

Mike G. on 10 16, 2009

It is what drives folks to sag their jeans down to their knees ’cause they see others doing it….it cannot possibly be comfortable holding your pants up when you walk….Indeed the same Force that made us dudes get our ears pierced back in the day because you thought it looked cool, even though you needed to see a bunch of other dudes do it too, so you KNEW it was cool(and you knew for sure which ear was the “right” ear). It was why little black boys in Tacoma, WA back in the day were wearing Swatch watches with the “jellies” and Hypercolor t-shirts and rolled our pant cuffs super-mega-freakin tight at the bottoms…..Mimic-Monkonnery…..The Mimic-Monkey strikes again….It is because of that Damnable Mimic-Monkey that the popular radio stations suck ass and video channels don’t show videos. Why words like “bling” and “swag” are corporately common. It’s why I keep getting these stupid text messages i am supposed to forward or else God is gonna get me. Please, if any of you Folks out there in the Savage Garden see the little bastard, break his neck for me. Then maybe Art and Individuality can finally prevail.