9 things women need to know

Mike G. on 11 3, 2009

secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day — but it doesn’t mean we want to leave you….we are still men
Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you…you need “me time”, we need “me time”.
Secret #3: We’re unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we’ve made one to you…it is counterintuitive considering that when we were younger, the biggest players got the most, and alot of the times, the prettiest girls.
Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important….money is power..don’t get it twisted
Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house…we like to feel needed
Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we’re terrified that you’ll become your mother….she’s crazy
Secret #7: Every year we love you more…just believe it
Secret #8: We are terrified when you drive
…want to throw a man off balance? Ask him for his car keys.
Secret #9: We’ll always wish we were 21 again…nuff said

secretsSecret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day — but it doesn’t mean we want to leave you….we are still men

Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you…you need “me time”, we need “me time”.

Secret #3: We’re unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we’ve made one to you…it is counterintuitive considering that when we were younger, the biggest players got the most, and alot of the times, the prettiest girls.

Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important….money is power..don’t get it twisted

Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house…we like to feel needed

Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we’re terrified that you’ll become your mother….she’s crazy

Secret #7: Every year we love you more…just believe it

Secret #8: We are terrified when you drive

…want to throw a man off balance? Ask him for his car keys

Secret #9: We’ll always wish we were 21 again…nuff said

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